- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What is green and slow Grass.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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