Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Fine, ladies first.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

you give like i give lomain

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Ross.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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