- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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