Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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No it doesnt..

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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