The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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