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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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