- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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