- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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