A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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