Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Where's my baby??

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What's 9+10? 19

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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