How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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