I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Your mums a potato

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

why does the man appear fat he is

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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