wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Hello

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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