Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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I asked her where you were.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Happy Monday!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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