why are balck people black because they are

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A paralysed man falls over.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

who is gay wit mon james cornish

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

This sentence is a lie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A black man has a job.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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