A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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