Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's funnier than 24? 25

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

You know what's funny? Rape

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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