- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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