- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A muslim paints Mohammed

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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