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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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