A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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