What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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