What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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This is an anti-joke.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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