Knock Knock! F*ck off

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

thumb_up thumb_down -20

fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops