why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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