- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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