- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Jimmy Saville

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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