If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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