Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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