"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Jesus Christ

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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