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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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