- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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