- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Men's rights

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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