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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

My spelling is horrible

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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