- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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