Nothing. He made it home safely.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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