- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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