- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Good job, son.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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