Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A pope meets another one

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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