Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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