- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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