Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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