10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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