- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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