- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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