What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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