whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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