- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Colin is gay but toasters are not

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