- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

You know what's funny? Rape

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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