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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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