- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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