- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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