- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Balls

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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