What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

God is real.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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