I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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woman's rights

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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