- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Roses are red, yup.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

all these jokes are horrible now

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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