Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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