why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

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