why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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