Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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