- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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