- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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