Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

this website is a bad joke

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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