- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

womans having rights.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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