A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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