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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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