Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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