How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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