- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

say it ten times fast: oh

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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