- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

I'm so punny.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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