why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Dwarf Shortage

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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